Turtely isn't a word, I made it up but buy one of these Ninja Turtle beanies from Etsy seller Miss Pamela and you'll know exactly what it means. These badboys are made to order and can be created in any colour, even one you made up yourself like Blorange. Shit yeah. I think I'll get a blorange one.
Okay apparently I lied about them coming in blorange.
The guys over at Make have posted a how to to get your Christmas lights to flash whenever you get an email, so now adverts for manhood enhancing pills and wow golds can give you epilepsy as well as viruses.